All right, are you ready? I said are you reaaaaaady?
Its Spoooooooooooooky time!
Its fuuny time!
Its shit in your pants then make a bowl of rice and watch stupid infomercails at three in the mornong on saturday night cause you got no friends and cant get laid time!
My Stories have been studied over and analyized by journalits for years and years. Now you be the judge at how awesome and mind blowing they are!
Story #1 - The fat lady
Story #2 - Thanksgiving Harmony
Story #3 - Chrismas Crapskids