CHRISTMAS CRAPSKIDS
It twas the night before christmas and all through the haughhh, not a creature was stirring, not even your fatass beastly whore mom who has smelly brastraps and hairy armpits who likes to give me head ohhh yeah baby uh uh uh give it to me .....
Anyways little johnny wanted all the presnets in the world, and he made a big list. Some of the things on the list included a new pony, a barbie doll, and a buttplug. He made sure that he was a very good boy so he would get all his presents and shit.
Chirstmas eve came and little johnny was waiting for his presnts and for santa to bring his smelly ass down the fuckin chiminey. Well Santa came, but he came all over johnny's moms fuckin tits cause they were so huge and so big! Then Johnny said "Hey santa did you bring my presnts?" And Santa said "I got you a present right here little johnny" Then santa pooped all over johnnys face.
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