Thanksgiving Harmony
Once upon a time in november there was a family who wanted to have a very special thanksgiving. The name of this family was The Fartybutts. They wanted to get the biggest turkey possible to eat cause they were a bunch of fuckin fatasses.
They found a turkey and raised it in their house 3 months prior to thanksgiving. They fed it all kinds of shit to make it fat. Such things as Ho Ho's, mashmellows, candy bars, all that shit. They wanted a big turkey with a fuckin fatass.
Anyway Thanksgiving day came and they brought the turkey out to the table after they cooked it. However this was a super special turkey. It survived the fuckin 400 degree oven and was still alive! But the Fartybutts had no idea! Well it was still alive and then it pooped all over the table.
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