THE FAT LADY
A long long time ago in the land of twinkies and dounghnuts, there lived a really fat bitch by the name of wendy. Wendy was fat, and a bitch, therefore she was a fat bitch.
One night she came home from a hard day of eating and she ate everything in the house. she ate all the fuckin cheese whiz, all the fuckin chips, the fuckin bread, fuckin everything. well she ate it all, then she pooped.
the end